HOW TO FOOL THE WORKERS IN THEATERS
Do you know how annoying it is for the teenagers who can not watch a certain movie just because of the age limitation? The gap between Parental Guidance 13 and Restricted movies makes us feel that it’s wider and deeper than the Pacific Ocean. I have come here to rescue you from the gap. I will instruct this for your happiness in theaters- the way of tricking the workers in movie theaters.
This project is called “Full of lies.” Since this project is pretty crucial, you need to start from the beginning. Choose a second language that you can fluently speak. It’s actually the best if you choose other language than English. Now that English is common, some theaters hire English-speaking employees. French, German, or Chinese always work. As soon as you place your foot in the theater, switch your language.
It’s time to choose the target. It is very important to choose the right person because the personality of employees determines whether to let you go easily or not. Here are some clues for ‘number one’ workers. Choose a man worker. Usually, man workers are much nicer than woman workers. Then, choose the newest one. The newly workers will let you go in if you speak other language because they probably don’t want to cause any problems. Also, be a friend with the worker. Once you become a friend with the employee, it will be much easier for you to watch a movie.
After picking the poor prey of yours, it’s time to hop in. You should not whisper something to your friends because it makes you look suspicious. Then, march to the counter. Say ‘hello’ in their original language, but not with a perfect pronunciation. If they ask you a certain question, do not answer, but give them some ‘I can not understand a word from you’ looks. Start using your selected second language from now on. Do not care even if they give you the same look. With the best pronunciation you can make, order the movie you wish to see. Mostly, all the workers just give you the tickets, but like world is full of surprises, right? Then, it’s where the Hollywood action takes place. Pretend that you’re very angry and annoyed. If you try to call their boss, they will apologize to you. What happens after? You win, and they loose.
Unfortunately, this project is not finished even if you got the tickets in your hand. It is not done even if you are done watching the movie. If you speak the first language after watching the movie, you are in trouble. If the employees hear you, you will be in their ‘black list’. Continue speaking the second language until your body is totally out. Well… it sure takes long time to grow, right?
Do you know how annoying it is for the teenagers who can not watch a certain movie just because of the age limitation? The gap between Parental Guidance 13 and Restricted movies makes us feel that it’s wider and deeper than the Pacific Ocean. I have come here to rescue you from the gap. I will instruct this for your happiness in theaters- the way of tricking the workers in movie theaters.
This project is called “Full of lies.” Since this project is pretty crucial, you need to start from the beginning. Choose a second language that you can fluently speak. It’s actually the best if you choose other language than English. Now that English is common, some theaters hire English-speaking employees. French, German, or Chinese always work. As soon as you place your foot in the theater, switch your language.
It’s time to choose the target. It is very important to choose the right person because the personality of employees determines whether to let you go easily or not. Here are some clues for ‘number one’ workers. Choose a man worker. Usually, man workers are much nicer than woman workers. Then, choose the newest one. The newly workers will let you go in if you speak other language because they probably don’t want to cause any problems. Also, be a friend with the worker. Once you become a friend with the employee, it will be much easier for you to watch a movie.
After picking the poor prey of yours, it’s time to hop in. You should not whisper something to your friends because it makes you look suspicious. Then, march to the counter. Say ‘hello’ in their original language, but not with a perfect pronunciation. If they ask you a certain question, do not answer, but give them some ‘I can not understand a word from you’ looks. Start using your selected second language from now on. Do not care even if they give you the same look. With the best pronunciation you can make, order the movie you wish to see. Mostly, all the workers just give you the tickets, but like world is full of surprises, right? Then, it’s where the Hollywood action takes place. Pretend that you’re very angry and annoyed. If you try to call their boss, they will apologize to you. What happens after? You win, and they loose.
Unfortunately, this project is not finished even if you got the tickets in your hand. It is not done even if you are done watching the movie. If you speak the first language after watching the movie, you are in trouble. If the employees hear you, you will be in their ‘black list’. Continue speaking the second language until your body is totally out. Well… it sure takes long time to grow, right?
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